The United States of Assassin City is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.954 billion Assassin Cityians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.4%.

The Assassin Cityian economy, worth 216 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,802 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Assassin Cityians, and the fattest folk in Assassin City look to be the happiest ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Assassin City's national animal is the Kitsune.

Assassin City is ranked 218,662^nd in the world and 13^th in Fallout for Highest Average Incomes, with 43,802.37 Standard Monetary Units.