The Dominion of Asinfrond is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by CEO Freimen with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.277 billion Fronds are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fasctivia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Asinfrondian economy, worth 943 trillion tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 178,747 tokens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 826,603 per year while the poor average 23,319, a ratio of 35.4 to 1.

Employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water, and citizens wouldn't recognise CEO Freimen if they passed one another on the street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asinfrond's national animal is the albatross, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corporasyncretism.

Asinfrond is ranked 8,028^th in the world and 1^st in Montealba for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,035.14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.