The United Federal Monarchy of Ashilion is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Kuferis Alasanov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and digital currency. The cynical, devout population of 6.488 billion Ashilians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kugefeg. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ashiliian economy, worth 983 trillion Alcils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 151,537 Alcils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, celebrity chefs are thought to be the progenitors of all food, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ashilion's national animal is the Ashilian Grey Doves, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Notafo and Sokrota.

Ashilion is ranked 283,948^th in the world and 5^th in United Ashilian Group for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.39 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.