The Democratic States of Artificial Chimore System is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its daily referendums, national health service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.266 billion Artificial Chimore Systemians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 56.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Artificial Chimore Systemian economy, worth a remarkable 1,137 trillion Freedom Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,548 Freedom Units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", the government spares every expense for national defence, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Artificial Chimore System's national animal is the Democrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Artificial Chimore System is ranked 29,843^rd in the world and 372^nd in Lair of the Dragons for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,007.49 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.