The State of Arrond du Maroni is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High Commissioner with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.805 billion Arrond du Maronians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Social Policy, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The very strong Arrond du Maronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,332 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 40,612 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,750 per year while the poor average 2,545, a ratio of 102 to 1.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes, Arrond du Maroni has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and High Commissioner has just been declared ruler of Arrond du Maroni in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Arrond du Maroni's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Arrond du Maroni is ranked 290,516^th in the world and 8^th in Zimbabwe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 28.53 law-abiding acts per hour.