The Scratch of Gdfsg land is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by gdfsgdfsgdfg with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.314 billion Gdfsg personnel are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdfsg city. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gdfsgian economy, worth 307 trillion gdfsg coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 133,016 gdfsg coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Gdfsgian beaches, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gdfsg land's national animal is the gdfsgshep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is WiNDoWs LOL.

Gdfsg land is ranked 19,393^rd in the world and 489^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.