The Rogue Nation of Aquila Audax is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Eagle with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.896 billion Aquila Audaxians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquila Audax City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aquila Audaxian economy, worth 223 trillion Lepidosaurias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 117,653 Lepidosaurias, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?", etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully', Aquila Audax is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and Eagle dines while Aquila Audax City burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aquila Audax's national animal is the Accipitridae, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Religion.

Aquila Audax is ranked 253,412^th in the world and 4,729^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 44.79 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.