The Community of Armadillo is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.989 billion Armadilloans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.4%.

The strong Armadilloan economy, worth 549 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 61,044 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, and foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armadillo's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Armadillo is ranked 122,215^th in the world and 47^th in Safari for Highest Poor Incomes, with 26,764.06 Standard Monetary Units.