The Republic of Arlidzplot is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.098 billion Arlidzplotians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arlidzplotian economy, worth 116 trillion arils a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,040 arils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Arlidzplotian weed picker are way up, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arlidzplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Arlidzplot is ranked 28,726^th in the world and 110^th in ArilCards Inc for Highest Poor Incomes, with 76,907.23 Standard Monetary Units.