The Kingdom of Argonmarsh is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by High King Amusei I with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.558 billion Saxhleel have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Industry is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilmoth. The average income tax rate is 27.9%.

The large but inefficient Saxhleel economy, worth 141 trillion Septims a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,865 Septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Argonmarsh's national animal is the wamasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Hist.

Argonmarsh is ranked 106,584^th in the world and 3^rd in Empire of Tamriel for Highest Drug Use, scoring 163.66 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.