The Commonwealth of Areriarenoa is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.691 billion Areriarenoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.2%.

The all-consuming Areriarenoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,164 trillion saars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,595 saars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 487,060 per year while the poor average 13,471, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.

Blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin, chickens roam the streets freely, and pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Areriarenoa's national animal is the salamander, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Areriarenoa is ranked 59,650^th in the world and 2^nd in Cell Phone Lot for Highest Average Incomes, with 104,595.55 Standard Monetary Units.