The Republic of Ardels is a small, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 23 million Ardelsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The thriving Ardelsian economy, worth 1.13 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 49,184 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 174,098 per year while the poor average 10,032, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ardels's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ardels is ranked 225,202^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Sacred Ones for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.