The Brrrrrr of Arctic Republic is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.697 billion Arctic Republicians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Arctic Republician economy, worth 111 trillion Ducats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 65,584 Ducats, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, and it is rumoured that Leader uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Arctic Republic's national animal is the Polar Bear.

Arctic Republic is ranked 111,737^th in the world and 18^th in Swabia for Highest Average Incomes, with 65,584.77 Standard Monetary Units.