The Republic of Arconia Imperium is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Galactic Emperor with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 18.425 billion Arconians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cydonia. The average income tax rate is 56.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Arconia Imperiumian economy, worth 792 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,035 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Galactic Emperor has just been declared ruler of Arconia Imperium in an international press conference, Jedi Bendu has been named as Arconia Imperium's national religion, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, and Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Arconia Imperium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arconia Imperium's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Jedi Bendu.

Arconia Imperium is ranked 187,049^th in the world and 11^th in Arconian Empire for Most Primitive, scoring -74.41 on the Scary Big Number Scale.