Population | 3.587 billion |
Capital | The Abundant Waters of Southern Oceans |
Leader | The Pod of the Immortal 8 Matriarch Orca |
Faith | Imprisoning Humans in their Own Bathtubs |
Currency | Salmonidae |
Animal | Captive Human Trapped in a Bathtub |
The Matriarchy of Sgaana is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Pod of the Immortal 8 Matriarch Orca with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.587 billion Orca are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Abundant Waters of Southern Oceans. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Giga-Pod economy, worth 370 trillion Salmonidaes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,179 Salmonidaes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, and people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sgaana's national animal is the Captive Human Trapped in a Bathtub, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imprisoning Humans in their Own Bathtubs.
Sgaana is ranked 230,549th in the world and 4,353rd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sgaana was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Following new legislation in Sgaana, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
- : Sgaana was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Sgaana, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
- : Following new legislation in Sgaana, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus.
- : Following new legislation in Sgaana, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
- : Sgaana was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Sgaana, the nation's iron imports are booming.
- : Sgaana was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in Sgaana, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 231 » Wehraboos, Tepertopia, Saciu, Land Without Shrimp, Beblahbleblo, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Aidenfieeld, Altnavia, Ever Testing, Eleuthelrium, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Goldnation, Arscanesia, Amerion, Bonobiana, The Worst army of, Aurcania, Farengeto, Isokenzar, Curlyhoward, Yellunstryer, The Solar System Scope, Rebel-topia, Darakin, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Doraya, Myhomecountry, Jehenna, Drystar, Unojo, Nowa Europa, Tsunamy, Skaladoria, Fasire, Zanforadon, New Anterea, The Two Jerseys, Havenfell, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Ugranda, Nova Montron, Zaelith, Shefino, Soem, Linden Oak, Abarri, Kiasu-ism, Itani, A leftover country, and 181 others.Southern Numenor, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Dakalian, Jammlandia, Dereistic, USNE2018, The Ginger Lands, Rad Asia, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Chernaya Zvezda, Privatore, Nomayuki, Bavaristan, Land of Mari, No moking, Dun Frest, Antarctic Empires, Ancient Slobovia, Venezia Pacifica, New Bulacan, Imperium Sempiternum, Sumina, Voiders, Sautu, Pamela And Hepatitis, Myness, Dausuva, United States of Belvaria, Freedoom, Calistan, Menesynchro, Gymnostan, Centia Deran, PsiCorps, Ostavaria, America Gone Wrong, Walloonia, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Nill Vill, Of the european socialist republics, Atomic Garden, North Kanuckistan, Holy Free, Lynxaion, Tvania, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Valles Stellarum, Unielvan Millorvium, ARIAPOLIS01, Estival, Los Lonley Boys, Sanden, Froshar, Ebonhand, Noire Denholm, PenguinPies, Farelonia, The Woragopiria, Great Lothian, Kazhinskia, Seythennia, Sporaltryus, Doundaly, Gorklibunsond, West Pastafaria, Arlandias, Khnomania, New Maxta, North Pernambuco, Arhanistan, Frairrisburg, Uvalor, Nova Rhodia, Terran Draconia, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Banieltopia, The Haughtherlands, Martzbrieg, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, Hacrela, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Tanyaland, Cerespasia, Greater Lamero, Signar, Gonthavnor, Great Scapula, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Bohenia, Morian, Asarana, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Amerinsca, Mizuni, Havenwelle, Ferristia, New-Javarra, Republic of Rhode Island, The real Ireland, Afria Thebel, Yomer, Purisect, Flaking, Bloonation, Aquila Audax, Blondiesland, Pabtlau, Siberia union, Ferrumetlapis, Azyque, Koros, Tigrulia, Eritria, Kaoia, Ferfulesse, Astriva, Great Ostanian Republic, Dimplingpie, Ekrixia, Al Madhaa, Jarilon, West Khazana Finsstan, Kringalia, Canmore, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Tioloman, The Weirdo, Greater Pardonia, Corpoterra, Emagination, Hadrex, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, The Filippinas, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Luxemstein, Purestan, Springwalla, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, Aodhan, Bogani, Lupusterra, HawkoFon, Jontum, Nakayo, Pepperton, Eastern Juble Lux, BEEstreetz, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Eriaco, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Sedunn, 7 Trees, Poguelands, Eastern Bahia, Megistos, Meglomania, Marre, SharttingToepia, Amerikanisches Imperium, Tribe of Dan, Mercian Legions, Khal Papax, Corthsri, Janoi Donacen, Legion Of The Moon, and The Lombard League.