The United Communist Republics of Kami0 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sitaram Yerchury with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.265 billion Kami0ianes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaipur. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kami0iane economy, worth 808 trillion Kami0iane Territorial Currency Averages a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,531 Kami0iane Territorial Currency Averages, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, mandatory patriotic themes make even the newest movies feel like remakes, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kami0's national animal is the Bengal Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is all religions cuz Kami0 is equal but.

Kami0 is ranked 38,006^th in the world and 953^rd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.