The Kingdom of Arazatana is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Matthew with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.185 billion Arazatans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of C4 Territory. The average income tax rate is 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Arazatan economy, worth 267 trillion Azarns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 122,267 Azarns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, conspiracy theorists allege C4 Territory's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arazatana's national animal is the Canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism and Atheism.

Arazatana is ranked 49,957^th in the world and 1^st in Desintegratia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 20,326.83 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.