The Kingdom of Aquilonalia is a mammoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.44 billion Aquilonalics hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paulopolis. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aquilonalic economy, worth 725 trillion pilas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 133,349 pilas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aquilonalia's national animal is the blue swordfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ipeonic imperial cult.

Aquilonalia is ranked 238,422^nd in the world and 12^th in Ipeonic Empire for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.97 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.