The Better Colonial Ambition of Aquadd is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.438 billion Aquaddians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 26.3%.

The very strong Aquaddian economy, worth 750 trillion rubles a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,501 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aquadd's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aquadd is ranked 90,773^rd in the world and 1^st in A Better Colonial Ambition for Most Developed, scoring 64.11 on the Human Development Index.