The Truzloa of Apzia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Young Black with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, compulsory military service, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.161 billion Apzians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apzia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.0%.

The strong Apzian economy, worth 138 trillion guilders a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,923 guilders, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 190,347 per year while the poor average 16,820, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, the nation's skies are now a wasteland, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, and even God cannot save you in Apzia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apzia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Apoism.

Apzia is ranked 295,885^th in the world and 147^th in Fish Storage for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -5.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.