The Dessert of Apple Cake is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Last Slice with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.075 billion Apple Cakeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cakewalk. The average income tax rate is 45.9%.

The powerhouse Apple Cakean economy, worth a remarkable 1,014 trillion apples a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 77,614 apples, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, and schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apple Cake's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Apple Cake is ranked 23,735^th in the world and 50^th in 4chan for Nicest Citizens, with 21.52 average smiles per day.