The Dictatorship of Aperture Sciences is a mid-sized, orderly nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 91 million Lab Boys are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.
The thriving Aperture Scientist economy, worth 6.39 trillion Science Points a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 70,167 Science Points, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,950 per year while the poor average 10,530, a ratio of 28.5 to 1.
Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, and serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aperture Sciences's national animal is the Crow, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
Aperture Sciences is ranked 296,006th in the world and 106th in Steam for Largest Black Market, with 27.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Aperture Sciences's influence in Steam rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
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Aperture Sciences was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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Aperture Sciences, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed.
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Aperture Sciences, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
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Aperture Sciences, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan.
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Aperture Sciences, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
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Aperture Sciences was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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Aperture Sciences, millions of Lab Boys are excellent swimmers.
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Aperture Sciences, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
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Aperture Sciences, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.


















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