The ★Red Anarchic Stats★ of Apaima is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Peoples' Liberation Committee with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.236 billion Apaimen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apaima City. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Apaiman economy, worth 591 trillion Brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 139,711 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ABI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, a certain animated paperclip is enjoying his sunset years at the government's expense, and rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops. Crime is totally unknown. Apaima's national animal is the Vampire Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Apaima is ranked 6,077^th in the world and 5^th in Aeternas for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 516.18 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.