The Queendom of Aokaku is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.784 billion Aokakuans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 28.9%.

The very strong Aokakuan economy, worth 554 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,019 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aokaku's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aokaku is ranked 134,998^th in the world and 538^th in Remembrance for Most Developed, scoring 57.32 on the Human Development Index.