The State of Anziano is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.691 billion Anzianoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong Anzianoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 46,889 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 318,789 per year while the poor average 2,519, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and Anziano has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Anziano's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Anziano is ranked 287,463^rd in the world and 6^th in Djibouti City for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -3.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.