The Winds of Anyway is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Someone with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 30.65 billion Anywayians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anywaya. The average income tax rate is 42.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Anywayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,122 trillion Anies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,616 Anies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Cars are banned, education and welfare spending are on the rise, Anyway has designated Anywaya as its capital city, and Someone has just been declared ruler of Anyway in an international press conference. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anyway's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Anyway is ranked 178,880^th in the world and 1^st in Binky Uni0n for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,368.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.