The People's Republic of Anthropotopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by John Humanoid with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.683 billion Anthropotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anthropolis. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Anthropotopian economy, worth 43.5 trillion dollaridoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 25,845 dollaridoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anthropotopia's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Anthropotopia is ranked 276,679^th in the world and 9^th in Hellebores Commonwealth for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.