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Get Poor Fran Kreynolds
Largest Welfare Programs: 4,160thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,192ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,726th
The Theocracy of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Fuggettaboutit

Population4.774 billion

CapitalMemoria
LeaderFran Kreynolds
FaithZephenism

CurrencyDong
Animalsheep

The Theocracy of Fuggettaboutit is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fran Kreynolds with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.774 billion Fuggettis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Memoria. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Fuggettaboutitian economy, worth 476 trillion Dong a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 99,823 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and Fran Kreynolds reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fuggettaboutit's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zephenism.

Fuggettaboutit is ranked 56,405th in the world and 395th in 10000 Islands for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 133.08 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 4,160thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,192ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,726thMost Pacifist: 5,039thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,371stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,667thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,859thSafest: 7,173rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,315thNicest Citizens: 7,739thMost Influential: 8,879thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,168thMost Secular: 9,517thBest Weather: 9,888thMost Inclusive: 9,956thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,192ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,842ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,272ndHighest Food Quality: 11,957thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,009thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,760thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 15,992ndMost Cultured: 17,786thMost Income Equality: 19,557thSmartest Citizens: 19,989thLargest Governments: 20,659thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,528thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,833rdLowest Crime Rates: 23,446thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,827th
Top
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 62nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 75th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 82nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fuggettaboutit, Fran Kreynolds reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuggettaboutit, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Fuggettaboutit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuggettaboutit, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuggettaboutit, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuggettaboutit, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
  • : Fuggettaboutit was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Eastern Tamuppy.
  • : Fuggettaboutit was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Influential, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Fuggettaboutit was endorsed by The New Red Empire of Creberg.
  • : Following new legislation in Fuggettaboutit, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.

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