The Theocracy of Anito is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.269 billion Anitoes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Espiritu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Anitoan economy, worth 278 trillion idols a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 65,319 idols, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Favourite sermons have replaced campfire horror stories on teenage wilderness trips, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, Anitoan police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and Anito has designated Espiritu as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Anito's national animal is the spirit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Anito is ranked 261,979^th in the world and 82^nd in Philippines for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 84.11 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.