
| Population | 10.139 billion |
| Capital | Jerusalem |
| Leader | King Cynebald V |
| Faith | Roman Catholicism |
| Currency | Pound |
| Animal | Lion |
The Crusader Kingdom of Anglo-Jerusalem is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Cynebald V with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.139 billion Jerusalemites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jerusalemic economy, worth a remarkable 1,563 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 154,244 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, and King Cynebald V claims no responsibility for what King Cynebald V's government does. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anglo-Jerusalem's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Anglo-Jerusalem is ranked 9,151st in the world and 6th in After the Fall for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 43,340.7 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Anglo-Jerusalem was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in
Anglo-Jerusalem, King Cynebald V claims no responsibility for what King Cynebald V's government does.
- : Following new legislation in
Anglo-Jerusalem, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
- : Following new legislation in
Anglo-Jerusalem, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms.
- : Following new legislation in
Anglo-Jerusalem, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia.
- : Following new legislation in
Anglo-Jerusalem, even God cannot save you in Anglo-Jerusalem.
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Anglo-Jerusalem was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
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Anglo-Jerusalem was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Anglo-Jerusalem, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in
Anglo-Jerusalem, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto Jerusalemic beaches.






























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