The Federation of Aneanean is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 15.687 billion Aneaneanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.8%.

The very strong Aneaneanian economy, worth 796 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 50,771 Shiny Green Things, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,500 per year while the poor average 6,904, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime is moderate. Aneanean's national animal is the Dog.

Aneanean is ranked 188,119^th in the world and 71^st in Canada for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.03 kickbacks per hour.