The Community of Android Kind is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Collective with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.733 billion Androids are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MacTep. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Programmed economy, worth a remarkable 1,393 trillion nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 101,483 nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Android Kind's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bitsillyism.

Android Kind is ranked 4,874^th in the world and 1^st in United Countries of Nyx for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,280.55 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.