The Holy Empire of Amazoniao is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 74 million Amazones are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 27.9%.

The thriving Amazoniaoan economy, worth 4.51 trillion glorens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 60,903 glorens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Every political office comes fitted with a typewriter and an old filing cabinet, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, the government is spending billions of taxpayer glorens to support "struggling" industries, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amazoniao's national animal is the Pygmy Kelenken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Amazoniao is ranked 193,366^th in the world and 3,692^nd in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 44.42 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.