The Republic of Amnestia-S2 is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.521 billion Amnestia-S2ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 27.4%.

The Amnestia-S2ian economy, worth 279 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 37,135 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Successful musicians tend to be ardent supporters of Leader, childish pranks are no laughing matter, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares, and nobody knows why the caged sea turtles sings. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amnestia-S2's national animal is the sea turtles.

Amnestia-S2 is ranked 270,830^th in the world and 518^th in Prison for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.