The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Acting Prime Minister Alan Duncan with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.575 billion Volaworandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rothera. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Volaworandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,759 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 219,428 Pound Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

The average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, you can be fired for dyeing grey hairs, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Volaworand's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Volaworand is ranked 14,438^th in the world and 399^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.84 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.