The Philosophic Wonderland of Altistotle is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning owl population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.52 billion Altistotishes enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.8%.

The Altistotlean economy, worth 694 trillion mikas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 47,848 mikas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience, voting is voluntary, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Altistotle's national animal is the owl.

Altistotle is ranked 10,255^th in the world and 3^rd in Altino for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,813.47 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.