The Community of Alpaca is a mammoth, genial nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, disturbing lack of elderly people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.871 billion Alpacans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 12.4%.

The very strong Alpacan economy, worth 672 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,827 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alpaca's national animal is the Alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alpaca is ranked 158,325^th in the world and 65^th in Safari for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 986.31 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.