The Autocracy of Alorgaze is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kaledrone Z with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.849 billion Gazians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alorgan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Alorgazean economy, worth a remarkable 2,887 trillion Agands a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 293,198 Agands, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,670,779 per year while the poor average 24,992, a ratio of 66.9 to 1.

Army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers, the nation's air force consists of strongly-worded letters folded into paper airplanes, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake". Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Alorgaze's national animal is the Gazian Cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Alorgaze is ranked 291,082^nd in the world and 48^th in Regionless for Most Primitive, scoring -760.78 on the Scary Big Number Scale.