The State of Aloc is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 23.161 billion Alocians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The very strong Alocian economy, worth 769 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 33,225 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 225,889 per year while the poor average 1,785, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Aloc has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aloc's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Aloc is ranked 42,890^th in the world and 1^st in Riga for Highest Food Quality, scoring 37.76 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.