The Holy Dominion of Almains is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by General Adler with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.083 billion Deutsches are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 19.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Deutschen economy, worth 339 trillion Alotanian Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,744 Alotanian Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old", newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, the rich are once again pinching pennies, and schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Almains's national animal is the Bundesadler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Early Christianity.

Almains is ranked 155,443^rd in the world and 3^rd in New Alotania for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 876.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.