The Revenge of Allroy is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.629 billion Allroyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Allroyian economy, worth 224 trillion bonus cups a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,406 bonus cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Allroy in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Allroy's national animal is the beaver.

Allroy is ranked 299,740^th in the world and 4^th in punk for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.