The Autarchy of Allouxia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Autarch Sebastián Von Stroheim with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed population of 16.4 billion Allouxians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Südkrone. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Allouxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,151 trillion Crowns a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,218 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", radiation is a hot topic, and being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allouxia's national animal is the Cathedral Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Allouxia is ranked 35,988^th in the world and 3^rd in New Lacia for Highest Average Incomes, with 131,218.39 Standard Monetary Units.