The Empire of Allied Moons is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Scruffy Moon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.138 billion Allied Moonsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Three Moon City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Allied Moonsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,912 trillion allis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 168,591 allis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 479,947 per year while the poor average 47,250, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, and Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allied Moons's national animal is the Blue Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Galactism.

Allied Moons is ranked 1,502^nd in the world and 2^nd in Scarif for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 18,556.25 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.