The Republic of Alleman is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Jerinus with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 5.514 billion Allemanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novgorod. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Allemanian economy, worth 654 trillion Riznas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 118,629 Riznas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, the endangered saltwater humpback Koala is only seen in captivity programs, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and trashy talk shows that declare "You ARE the father!" are back on the air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alleman's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Allemanian Orthodox.

Alleman is ranked 9,008^th in the world and 2^nd in Russian Armed Forces for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,954.99 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.