The Empire of All-revolutionary Russia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.66 billion russians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient russian economy, worth a remarkable 1,523 trillion Rubels a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 269,200 Rubels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,067,757 per year while the poor average 45,834, a ratio of 23.3 to 1.

There's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', political hopefuls must announce their intentions decades in advance to accommodate extensive background checks, and freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. All-revolutionary Russia's national animal is the Russian Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

All-revolutionary Russia is ranked 291,948^th in the world and 7,201^st in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 12.77 law-abiding acts per hour.