The Community of Alistani is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.063 billion Alistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alistanian economy, worth 479 trillion bitcoins a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,022 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Alistani's radio stations, Leader is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, and the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alistani's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Alistani is ranked 250,714^th in the world and 3^rd in Sanctuary for Workers for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -6.33 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.