The Republic of Alien1234 is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 32.507 billion Alien1234ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Alien1234ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,462 trillion Evils a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,763 Evils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alien1234's national animal is the Raiders, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alien1234 is ranked 48,361^st in the world and 2^nd in Spear Danes for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 48.04 on the Kitten Softness Rating.