The Draconic Lands of Alfandra is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, enforced nudity, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 19.083 billion Alfandrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Environment, Education, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Healthcare receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Alfandran economy, worth a remarkable 1,168 trillion gilders a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,250 gilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water, diaper sales are up, and many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alfandra's national animal is the greggil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Drakonism.

Alfandra is ranked 304,532^nd in the world and 7^th in Dragon for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -11.49 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.