The State of Alfa Rogue is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.606 billion Alfa Rogueans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 8.5%.

The Alfa Roguean economy, worth 546 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 43,367 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime is relatively low. Alfa Rogue's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Alfa Rogue is ranked 95,353^rd in the world and 1^st in Rogue for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.