The Hyperic Czardom of Alezdotyre is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Czar Igor Estrasov VI with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.755 billion Hyperian are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyperius. The average income tax rate is 34.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Hyperian economy, worth a remarkable 1,382 trillion Rodins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 128,520 Rodins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Hyperian seem to be catching more chills, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and the same 10755 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Czar Igor Estrasov VI's every word on Twitcher. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alezdotyre's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Verdigrisism.

Alezdotyre is ranked 305,741^st in the world and 76^th in Aceon for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -3.16 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.